Monday, August 28, 2006

Love's Distresses

WHO will hear me? Whom shall I lament to?
Who would pity me that heard my sorrows?
Ah, the lip that erst so many raptures
Used to taste, and used to give responsive,
Now is cloven, and it pains me sorely;
And it is not thus severely wounded
By my mistress having caught me fiercely,
And then gently bitten me, intending
To secure her friend more firmly to her:
No, my tender lip is crack'd thus, only
By the winds, o'er rime and frost proceeding,
Pointed, sharp, unloving, having met me.
Now the noble grape's bright juice commingled
With the bee's sweet juice, upon the fire
Of my hearth, shall ease me of my torment.
Ah, what use will all this be, if with it
Love adds not a drop of his own balsam?

Friday, August 25, 2006

Jump In My Car

Even if my life is a little stressfully uncertain right now, some things still manage to make me laugh as hell. Herr Hasselhoff strikes again, as a friend of mine so properly put, pulling a G√ľnther with his new video "Jump in my Car", featuring the amazing Knight Rider car!

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Busty mouse pad

Surely, whenever I am close to feeling I have seen most of it, something new comes up and rearranges my view of twisted commercial possibilities. This one, for instance, of a gel mouse pad in which the stuffed part represents an asian woman's breasts. Should be pretty distracting on the first weeks, I would reckon.

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