Stealing a Urinal

Now that is some outlandish piece of news from the town I used to call home in Southampton. Somebody with an apparently high skill in plumbing visited a pub, and in the process of drinking its pint of Foster's decided to, and I kid you not, nick one of the urinals in the men's room. According to the owner of the place, the work was done professionally, with the plumbing being properly sealed and everything. Go figure...